Arlington, VA. The Child Protective League announced that it had discovered a cute two-year-old tot who was actually raised by a family of pumpkins.
James Gobbert, an investigator for the League, did not expect to find what he found when he responded to a report of a suspicious family life for William Walters, an adorable two-year-old boy. Going to the child’s home, Gobbert was shocked to discover it was inhabited by a large family of orange pumpkins. The Leader of the Pumpkins, whose name was Big Orange, said that someone left Walters on the doorstep almost two years ago and the family voted to adopt him.
Gobbert immediately took the child into custody and raced to a local hospital’s emergency room where physicians found him to be perfectly healthy. “I was surprised, “said Gobbert. “The kid was adorable, well adjusted, and happy, so I took him back to his pumpkin family and closed the file. No reason to waste time on kids in good homes when there are so many ones who need help.”